Reminds me of an old joke that probably is not PC, but goes something like this:
A man goes into a bar looking depressed and tells the bartender, "Give me a double scotch and keep 'em coming".
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man answers, "I just found out my oldest son is gay".
A week later he returns looking more depressed and tells the bartender, "Give me a double scotch and keep 'em coming".
The bartender says, "What's the matter now?"
The man answers, "I Just found out my youngest son is gay".
Another week passes and depressed again he returns and tells the bartender, "Give me a double scotch and keep 'em coming".
The bartender says, "My God, doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man answers, "Yeah, MY WIFE".